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  1. Why Gerbil Probe Records?
  2. Does Gerbil Probe accept demos?
  3. Can I order a CD from you?
  4. Who is Gerbil Probe Records?
  5. What is the deal with you people?
  6. When is the next Gerbil Probe release/show?

Why Gerbil Probe Records?

Gerbil Probe Records was founded in a coffee shop in 1995. Michael Rose (flood damage) and Aaron Michels (Cygnet) had a fishbowl on the counter of said coffee shop asking people to help name the punk rock band they were in at the time. The sarcastic owner of said coffee shop, put a slip into the fishbowl urging the band to call itself "The Gerbil Probes" with Richard Gere being er... in the news at the time. The name stuck in Rose's head for some reason, (possibly brain damage), and he retained the suggestion for a year later, when his own "My Project" cassette, as well as the first Ungeziefer cassette (by Dustin Hansen) were ready to be released so that they could scare the local high school kids. 

Gerbil Probe Records was born from a prank, and continues to be a prank to anybody who listens to our releases. We aren't a real label, in the sense that we have real financial backing. GPR is more like a collective of like-minded artists who want to create truly alternative music for anybody who's willing to listen. With ties to Innervenus Records (in Pittsburgh PA) and Titan HGL (Denver CO) as well as many like-minded bands the world over, we're poised on the brink of blowing up and making an impact. Stay tuned!

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Does Gerbil Probe accept demos?

Do we accept demos? Of course we do! The only problem with this scenario is that, as you read above, we aren't really a label in the traditional sense of the word. That has never stopped people from sending things before though, and I am more than willing to review any material you'd like me to for you. We have also been thinking about doing a compilation CD for some time now, so there would be another decent reason to send us a CD or two, as with the new connections may come new distribution options. If you have some quality work and you'd like to arrange a CD swap of some kind, that might be arranged as well. Contact me or send material to me at the following:

Gerbil Probe Records
c/o Michael Rose
504 S. Wall
APT 229
Carbondale, IL 62901
flood@gerbilprobe.com 

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Can I order a CD from you?

Hell yes! Click here for all CD orders and I'll probably throw in some other goodies too.

Mute Eunuchs - Whiteout for Bruises Ungeziefer - After Birth and Ungeziefer - No Man's Land are all available from Dustin at his site.

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Who is Gerbil Probe Records?

Gerbil Probe Records is primarily facilitated by Michael Rose (flood damage), who is a shameless self-promoter. Other fools in his black army include Aaron Michels (Cygnet Committee) Adam Files (naive) and Dustin Hansen (ungeziefer, Mute Eunuchs). There are other folks who like to show their support whenever possible, and I thank them for it profusely. If you'd like to be a part of the Gerbil Probe family, email me today!

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What is the deal with you people?

If I knew the answer to that, I'd tell you. I guess we just like being different. Maybe it was all that radiation.

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When is the next Gerbil Probe Records release/show?

If you would like to be kept updated with news and events, as well as other tidbits, please sign up for the newsletter. Simply write me at flood@gerbilprobe.com and mention that you'd like to be part of the Gerbil Probe family, and I'll make sure to add you!

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Michael Rose - Owner Gerbil Probe Records - Sonic Destroyer ala flood damage.
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Revised: March 04, 2005 .